Accident Update
posted in Life and Whatnot |
I got an email asking me how my back was after my car accident and I realized that I hadn’t mentioned anything about it lately because… it ended up being no big deal. That’s right. No drama, no problems getting my car fixed, no hassles with the “hitter’s” insurance (it was Farmer’s Insurance, btw) and no problems with my back or neck. Really quite boring. In fact, my car has already been repaired. And when the agent from Farmer’s was asking me a series of questions like, “Do you feel any pain in lower back at this time?” or “Are you planning on visiting a doctor in the near future?”, I kept telling her that I realized I was missing my chance for the big check. Sorry, Jim Adler. Didn’t need you this time. You know, if I had really been hurt or hit my head on my head or hit my head or hit my head or hit my head, mxijhwmlituyhs, um, sorry about that, I would have probably hired a lawyer. But I hate those people who fake their injuries and then try to bilk the insurance companies for hundreds of thousands of dollars. You do realize that money comes out of our premiums, right?
Anyway, it’s all good. Although I do cringe at that stop light whenever I leave work.
Oh, one more thing. I know she’s a cartoon character but I would love to go out with the E-insurance girl.

